Christine and the queens came to do a show and me and the ckap also performed and I had to go back to the bar to see if they left a bra, and I think chris and I went skiing and she really seemed into me and was v easy to talk to and I guess we were gonna be friends forever or make out but when I woke up the poster I hung of her had fallen to the floor. What hot lesbian omen is this
Had a dream in a dream where an old friend knew I was nearby with my grandparents, my old house with my family, my friend and I freaked about our dream we shared
Another dream was im back in school but im still 26 and I feel like i’m shitting my pants and theres no bathroom near my class so I finally find one and this pervert of a man stands in front of the stall that doesn’t completely close so I decide to be as disgusting as possible and stand on the toilet covered in shit and blood, calling for help and furious this head of the school doesnt take me seriously so somehow I bleed from my mouth to prove a point
I had to get drunk in a store around people I havent seen in a long time in line and a vampire had to feed me a blood slushie from a tube to transmute me temporarily
As 2019 peeks around the corner, here is my Christmas gift to all illustration freelancers, webcomic artists and comic artists. An invoice and accounting management tool in Google Sheets. Open the link then click File > Make a Copy to save your own copy to work with.
So, I use this myself because I find programs like Quickbooks don’t really work as well for Freelancers/International artists (in part because Paypal refuses to work with it properly). This is very easy to use, the key is just to enter things in it regularly. The key to managing your money properly is to know where it is, and inputting things daily means short bursts of work where you can clearly see where your money goes instead of pure panic at the end of the year.
In this Sheet you have a monthly breakdown for all your expenses and income sources. Each month has a “month” grid where you can enter and view your expenses per week, and a “details” grid. In the “details” grid you basically enter everything with Descriptions and Categories, which allow you isolate deductible amounts. What can be deductible varies on your type of freelance work and location, but I, as a comic artists working from home in Canada, can deduct part of my rent, electricity, and all comic purchases.
The Categories have an integrated pre-build drop down that you can just copy over when you add a new line. Every day you receive an income or spend money, you should enter stuff IMMEDIATELY. Small daily work = less work at the end of the month.
At the end of each week, compile your totals from the “Details” tab in the monthly grid. Then, at the end of the month, compile those in your Annual tabs. Then, at the end of the year, you can literally just hand this to an accountant along side your other paperwork, it’s ready!
Right after the Annual Income & Expenses tabs I included a little invoice management tab so you can keep tabs on commissions and clients!
! hope you all find this useful, be sure to check with an accountant tied to your location for what qualifies as proper deductibles!
This item is free to use - but if you want to grace me with a donation for it, my Paypal is secondline@gmail.com (also that would be filed under the “gift” category).
We were in a field doing something urgent, people running around like it was war or capture tge flag but my sister got some hole in her hand and im carrying her to the hospital because she passed out and rhe receptionist insists I do bullshit tasks and makes me wait with my sister slowly fading and shes my size but she ways nothing ob my hip and we wait and I am ready to spit in tge receptionist face
Amusement park, some African dress up photo booth with stilts and mannequins you wear to be 10 feet tall, 20, I’m with my gf but then my dad drives a golf cart and someone tells us to do some scavenger hunt and we go too fast and topple the cart and my feet get stuck but it didnt hurt and my stepmom is working a booth
Something in the microwave and I take the paper out or it’s a map and someone doesnt want me to leave them alone so we’re singing like a star is born
At a pool and a creep approached me but my friend AM was on a chair next to me and hit on him like a pin up, I was losing it trying not to crack up it was hilarious she was so confident and kept it going, invited him to sit next to her, complimented his chest hair. She was in a pink polka dot bikini,
We were cracking up at her overdramatic moves until suddenly she fell off the chair, hit her head and went limp, and I immediately told I guess my mom next to me to call 911 but she didn’t know how to use my phone, so I held my friend who was shrinking into the size of a polly pocket, shouting at 911, as my friends face contorted, mouth wide with teeth, but she wasn’t breathing, she transformed unrecognizable, the 911 didn’t respond when I asked over and over should I give CPR? Louder I asked SHOULD I GIVE CPR HELLO?? nobody around me seemed interested in what was going on but I wasn’t asking anybody else, just the silence on the phone, should I give CPR, as I started pushing on her back like an infant choking, because she could fit in the palm of my hand
